I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think I am morally bankrupt
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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