i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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