Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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