their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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