mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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