Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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