i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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