Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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