We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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