About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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