are you still at the devil's house?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Rumble strips road head = magical
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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