i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
