Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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