There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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