yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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