this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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