: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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