She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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