I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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