bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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