Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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