Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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