That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i now understand why vodka
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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