probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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