just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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