There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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