I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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