quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Girls should come with a carfax report
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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