just come out here and I will go home with you...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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