Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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