she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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