He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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