remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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