so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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