I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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