i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
