He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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