Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
