this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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