But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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