So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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