this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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