gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
