this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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