We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.