He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so let's talk penis.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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