you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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