Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
