For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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