I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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