are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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