Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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