i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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