So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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