Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Can you bring me the toilet please
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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