i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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