the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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