I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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